Kevin sporting his beloved shark hat. Tim (nee Phone Boy) with shark hat, throwing signs. Albuquerque, NM. Planet ofthe Apes, or a rest stop in Arizona. Aggh!!! "Who let my dogs out?" Tim with Galaga machine and shirt, Dairy Queen, West Texas. It would have been cooler without the "a". Dairy Queen, West Texas. "That deaf, dumb and blind kid..." Good Records in-store, Dallas, TX. Post-show @ MJQ, Atlanta, GA, with Kurt of Grumpy and Henry of Chunklet (doing the Eminem F.U.) Metal Ross @ MJQ, Atlanta, GA. Marty and friends shooting their new wave album cover, MJQ, Atlanta, GA. "Good buddy, yer goin' the wrong way." Post-radio interview, WTTU, Cookeville, TN. We were #1 for a spell. Mecca. Nashville skyline. Jennifer (left) and Jim (right) of Ashley Stove, Go Rehearsal, Chapel Hill, NC. Such nice kids. "Hey, Kevin, can I get more kick drum in my monitor?" The soundman hard at work, Chapel Hill. "And this guy won't let me drive the van!" Marty Big explaining to Jennifer of Ashley Stove why he should be allowed to drive the van, 'since he's got the leather cap in effect. Partying with Marty Big at the Chapel Hill Holiday Inn. We drove the van into the swimming pool seconds later. The ever-stimulating, laugh-a-minute experience that is being in a touring rock band. (Note the stylish cheetah-skin neck rest) Marty Kelly and Marty Kelly. Roaming street gang, Baltimore. Outrageous pre-show antics. Marty catching up with the Put-Outs, Baltimore. Marty rockin' out at the Ottobar. Note the brilliant composition of this photo. Can you tell these guys are related? The Martys having some beers, Baltimore. "Arrggh! Drop anchor!" Tim dorking out with the U.S.S. Constellation, Baltimore. Doug rocking, the Ottobar, Baltimore. Hanging out at Patricia's deli outside Philly. The hoagies rocked. Boston, post-show. Band fight over who gets to eat the giant Easter Bunny Peep bestowed upon us by John of Cobra Verde. Touring is glamorous. Hello from Ross Murray. Canine Rest Area, Connecticut. Marty 'n' Doug, post-show, Knitting Factory, NYC. Kevin in NYC. Our sassy NYC host, Ms. Sophie "Churchy" Churchill. Ow! Chris Newmyer, Self-Starter Foundation honcho and general ne'er-do-well, takes the Slackswagon for a spin around NYC. NYC skyline. Would you trust these men with your children? Doug starting to feel his 8 martinis, NYC. Bone Thugs, wassup?? We need the dude with the braids in our band. Now. In addition to being an excellent sound engineer, Kevin is quite an accomplished musician. His band, White With Lawyer, will issue their debut in 2002. It's entitled, "Is My Hair Good?", and this is the cover. Yes, brother, your hair is very, very good. The Cleveland skyline. A shot of/from the road. Note the nun on the dashboard. She's been with us for three national tours. Doug and Hagen in Hagen's living room. Pre-Wrigley game, Chicago. Our Chicago hosts, the inimitable Cherie and Hagen, at Wrigley. Outside Ken's place, outside Chicago. Ken's dog, Ruby, wanting really, really badly to go on tour with us. Sorry, fella. Marty with Cherie and Hagen. Awww... Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ken Klehm. Wrigley Field, Chicago. Lots of 'Slacks posters, Minneapolis. Dressing room? Who needs a dressing room when we've got the street?! Ross does a quick change, Minneapolis. Doug marvelling at the wonder that is Columbia, MO. First show of the tour. Figuring out the gear schematic, practice space, Oakland, CA. We could do this blindfolded by now.